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十招教你机智回答“你为啥还没结婚?”

 

 

面对“你为什么还没结婚”这个大众喜闻乐见的问题,我们Benku8的两位来自美国和中国的未婚女成员会怎么回答?

stupid question

 

Ida,25岁,美国人


我担心如果我结婚了,人们就没办法用“你为什么还没结婚?”这样俗套的开场白了,我很担心人们以后还怎么跟我打开话题开始聊天?
 

merry.small


漫长的相处总会破坏地铁上与陌生人之间一次眼神交汇的刹那的美好。

merry2

 

bye


我最擅长个人自拍,我的情侣自拍技术实在太差了。

selfies

 

selfie2


我正忙着在上海胡吃海塞。

eat.shanghai


I don't subscribe to society's ideals of what makes life worthwhile.
我不在意社会怎么评价如何才是有意义的生活。

girlpower

 

Gabi,25岁,中国人
 

好男人都死光了。

good men dead

 

因为不喜欢别人在我被子里放屁。

fart

 

hehe


酒量太好,遇到喜欢的人想假装喝醉,结果我还没喝嗨他们就挂了。

trashed

 

trashed2


没人比我爸爸对我更好。

best.dad


不想因为做家务带孩子而舍弃工作。

kids.house

 

yeah

 


We asked two of our team members how they answer the question that seems to be on so many people's minds. Here's what they had to say...
 

stupid question

 

Ida,25岁,美国人

I'm worried that getting married would kill the conversation starter of “Why are you not married yet?” and then how would people start conversations with me?

merry.small


No one will ever live up to that one beautiful stranger I made eye contact with once on the metro that one time.

merry2

 

bye


I take better solo selfies than I do couple selfies.

selfies

 

selfie2


I'm too busy trying to eat at every restaurant in Shanghai.

eat.shanghai


I don't subscribe to society's ideals of what makes life worthwhile.

girlpower

 

Gabi, 25, Chinese

All the good men are dead.

good men dead

 

I never want anyone to fart in my bed.

fart

 

hehe


I have a high alcohol tolerance, so by the time I'm finally having fun a guy is totally trashed.

trashed

 

trashed2


No one could ever compare to my Dad.

best.dad


I do not want give up my job for housework and kids.

kids.house

 

yeah
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